I Phone-Zombied For 200+ Hours: My Review

Black and white picture of someone holding a smartphone with green arrows indicating they are swiping on the screen

Why are people so bad as phone-zombies
At work wishing I was being a phone zombie ...
I'm going to be honest with you all, I think I love to be a phone zombie ...
Can you die from being a phone zombie?

Ellie and Tess from HBO's show The Last of Us

Why does everyone in here bash people for being phone zombies ...
I've never been a toxic person when people are simply being phone zombies.
I'm only toxic against toxic people who don't like to use good phone zombie etiquette …

a book titled Everything Bad is Good For You

Why don't I find calling out phone zombies fun anymore?
I remember when back in the day Phone Zombies were basic,
they were simple, they survived for as long as they could ...
Why do phone Zombies suck so bad now?
Let’s start with the community. They’re ...

Zombies!!!!!